Day 81: “Say It Wit’ Ya CHEST!”

Hey World!  It’s me again! … and I have a boyfriend… Over these past few months, I’ve learned a lot about myself and what I need in a man in order for a relationship to stand a snowball’s chance in Hell of surviving between the two of us, and D_G seems to have all of [...]

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Day 67: “So, How’d it Go?”

Hey World!  It’s me again! I don’t know if any of you guys saw, but I finally decided to talk to the Distinguished_Gentleman about my celibacy. Yup.  You heard right. Why, you ask?  Because I found (with the help of my awesome readers and commenters) that I needed to tell him before things got serious [...]

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Celibacy: Day 55

Hi World. So, I’ll just cut straight to the meat on this one: The Distinguished_Gentleman wants a relationship. … and I’m not too thrilled about this ish. I mean yeah, I like him and yeah, he likes me, and yeah, he has some piercings that I’m a little too into (don’t judge me for my [...]

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Day 46… You Guys Better Be Proud.

So today is day 46 of my 365 days of celibacy… and I am utterly astounded that I made it this far. Why, you ask?  Well… First of all: I’m a very sexual creature, and, to be honest, I don’t really masturbate for fear of my roommate and her boyfriend (my brother) hearing it and [...]

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The End of ArtKid

As you can tell from the title, ArtKid and I are no more!!!

You just won’t believe what this fool did! It was utterly shocking! As a matter of fact, I honestly considered it offensive to my humanity. For real.

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Returning to ArtKid

…and the saga continues…

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Outing-Turned-Ego-Booster-Slash-Date

“With my new-found hairstyle firmly in place, I walked back into his room and sat down on the side of the bed…”

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